Caffeinated Catastrophe

Story
Scoop: hey guys, I'm going out for coffee

Dizzy: Ooh, ooh! I could do for some coffee, god save the queen!

Scoop: YEAH, Save that bitch!

Dizzy: HEY! Don't you call her highness a bitch!

Scoop: Oh you know what that is totally funny because I totally did! Like just now

Dizzy: GRRRRRRRRR!!!

Scoop: Taunt!

Muck: Scoop.. Dizzy... Enough of this tomfoolery! I want coffee, and make it quick before I kill you!

Scoop: Wait... Who?

Muck: BOTH OF YOU!!!!

Dizzy: Crikey!!!

Scoop: holy shit!! Well, you heard her! gotta go! Weeeeeeeee!!!

Roley: hahahahaha! It's funny because Scoop has no money!

Muck: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Roley: Scoop has no money?

Muck: OOOOOAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!! Scoop is escaping with the briefcase!

Dizzy: The briefcase is not coffee, and he's leaving with it! Garbage day is a very dangerous day! Crikey....

Lofty: I will save the intelligence!

Roley: save the intelligence?!?

Lofty: This will be an exquisite victory!

Muck: Yes! Victor that shit!

Lofty: *sigh* in excitement...

Muck: Ugh... Each and every one of you has failed

Roley: it's funny because it's not your line

Lofty: it's my line...

Scoop: Hey guys, I'm back with the coffee!

Bob: oh hey, cool

Characters

 * Scoop
 * Lofty
 * Roley
 * Muck
 * Dizzy
 * Bob